Joke : 1 Day Leave
A joke...
Imagine when you apply for leave from the boss, he answers you like this.
"You want to apply for one day leave? Anything else you want from the company?"
In a year, you work 365 days.1 year got 52 weeks, every week you rest for 2 days, then left 261 days working.
Everyday you have 16 hours of not working, so minus 170 days, left 91 days of work.
Everyday you spend 30 minutes drinking coffee; sum up is about 23 days, so you left 68 days working.
Everyday you spend 1 hour for lunch, then minus 46 days again, left 22 days.
Usually you apply 2 days sick leave every year, so you still left 20 days working.
Every year have 5 days holidays for festival or whatever, then you just work for 15 days. Then, company every year give you 14 days leave!
So, You ONLY WORK FOR 1 DAY!!! Now you still want to apply 1 day leave???
(source : unknown)
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p/s: I'm sure my bos wouldn't do that.. :)
Imagine when you apply for leave from the boss, he answers you like this.
"You want to apply for one day leave? Anything else you want from the company?"
In a year, you work 365 days.1 year got 52 weeks, every week you rest for 2 days, then left 261 days working.
Everyday you have 16 hours of not working, so minus 170 days, left 91 days of work.
Everyday you spend 30 minutes drinking coffee; sum up is about 23 days, so you left 68 days working.
Everyday you spend 1 hour for lunch, then minus 46 days again, left 22 days.
Usually you apply 2 days sick leave every year, so you still left 20 days working.
Every year have 5 days holidays for festival or whatever, then you just work for 15 days. Then, company every year give you 14 days leave!
So, You ONLY WORK FOR 1 DAY!!! Now you still want to apply 1 day leave???
(source : unknown)
_________________________
p/s: I'm sure my bos wouldn't do that.. :)
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